Sure, skipping breakfast is easy, but making a bagel sangwich ain't much harder! Click here to toast up a no-brainer!
Grab your favorite bagel! Mine happens to be blueberry!
No better time than breakfast to
chow down on a buttload of carbs!
Especially if you've just had a George Jetson breakfast
on an empty stomach!
(A handful of vitamins & supplements!)
Get your sword out & get to work!
While it's toasting, go grab your grapefruit and meat!
You weren't planning on eating this without meat, were ya?
Forget that gnarsty cream cheese bullshit!
Just a bunch of empty calories!
See?! How hard is this?!
Sure, a slice of cheese or half a lb of bacon wouldn't hurt,
but I've gotta get my ass to work!
But still, there's no excuse for skipping breakfast!
Om, nom, nom!