Get a load of the turkey eggs that Santana gave to me!! He said "Hey bro, you want some turkey eggs??" and I was like "Uh, sure man" (kinda thinkin' that he was just f#&$%ing w me). So, he runs -- ok, who are we kidding? -- saunters out to the Monte Carlo & comes back a minute later w the biggest damn eggs I've seen in person in a looooong time!! Check 'em out!
Now, he said that one egg takes up an entire medium-sized frying pan when you fry it over sunny-side up and runny (which is how he likes them!), then served with toast to schlop up the yolk!! Breakfast of champions, indeed!!